Hi mum how was Reading? It was today you went to Reading wasn’t it?
Yes it was ……fine thanks.
Did you drive your car?
But your car was still here
No I drove my car what other car would I have driven?
But you have a small tiger in the window and your reg no is *******
Yes….and I drove it today
But it was outside when I went out
It couldn’t have been unless you went out before 6.45
Don’t you mean before 5.45 ?
No I didn’t go until 6.45 …………what were you doing going out at that time?
I swear your car was out by the garages when I went out
Not unless you were up very early…..I assumed you were still in bed when I went. What time did you go ?
Just after 4.30
Oh what time did you get home ?
Just before 4.30
Are you saying you were in when I got home? The front door was locked!
I went out the back way……….you must have been walking up the front path when I was going out the back.